As it is no longer acceptable for me to post my thoughts on my own blog I will no longer be using this tumblr.

I’m a stubborn irrational bitch and we both know it.. but when I initially over-reacted and freaked out about history repeating itself and you were shitty to me because I “didn’t respect” the fact that you “needed time” a month and a half later I was still the only one contacting the other to hang out at all. You want to be friends you have to be able to put some effort in too. You know I hold grudges and its rare that I change my mind once its been made up. If you don’t want to be another former-best friend then something needs to change and quick.

My dog is pretty fanned snuggly… But not nearly as snuggly as a cute beardy boy would be… I just want a cuddle buddy.. like a fuck buddy… But one I don’t have to have sex with.

adenofiniquity:

iamtheresurrecti0n:

I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box 
Dear ex,
Dear person I hate,
Dear girl I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear Santa,
Dear future me,

Or any other “Dear ___,”

(Source: happyharlequin, via jonesmadeatumblr)

I need a massage… That would be lovely right about now

I’d call that a successful day already.

burningletter-:

wet-will:

piffington:

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.

revenge you’re doing it right

Are you kidding, that’s a fucking terrible thing to do. This guy should have to cover her tattoo removal/cover-up expenses and pay her a shit ton of money on top of that.

Congratulations, she cheated on you. It was a shitty a thing to do, but life moves on afterwards. A large, permanent tattoo of a giant pile of shit will follow you forever, prevent you from being hired and basically ruin your life.

Grow the fuck up and deal with your problems like an adult.

(Source: early-onset-of-night, via thingssheloves)

Seriously… Shopping isn’t worth waiting on my mom and sister taking forever to get ready..

graphicmix:

Deb: It’s Trinity. He’s back. He killed again.
Dexter: What?

                              - Dexter S06E07

wtf I’m so pissed my parents no longer have Shotime…. my plan for today was to sit on the couch and watch Dexter and True Blood to catch up while they’re all shopping…

On Demand only has some random ass episodes of True Blood and my parents got rid of Shotime… wtf. 

(via fcukyeahdexter)

just because it is named my name…