February 2012
4 posts
“I hold you on a pedestal now… You may or may not have had genital crabs in your nose”
Feb 25th
Valentines day.
I’m probably going to get shitty drunk with co-workers and end up drunk texting that boy.  I’ve gotten really into the office lately.. mostly because I’ve watched all there is of all the other shows I like on netflix (man I miss cable). I always hated this show.. but now that I’ve gotten into it I’m to the point where Jim and Pam are together and happy… and now...
Feb 13th
Feb 13th
somedayiwillmakeittochicago asked: Please come back to tumblr, I miss your angry rants. Pretty please with a Kanga on top? ... Cuz she's gonna jump on top whether you want her there or not.
Feb 13th
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December 2011
1 post
As it is no longer acceptable for me to post my thoughts on my own blog I will no longer be using this tumblr.
Dec 1st
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November 2011
33 posts
I’m a stubborn irrational bitch and we both know it.. but when I initially over-reacted and freaked out about history repeating itself and you were shitty to me because I “didn’t respect” the fact that you “needed time” a month and a half later I was still the only one contacting the other to hang out at all. You want to be friends you have to be able to put...
Nov 30th
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Thought of the night during our first real snow of...
My dog is pretty fanned snuggly… But not nearly as snuggly as a cute beardy boy would be… I just want a cuddle buddy.. like a fuck buddy… But one I don’t have to have sex with.
Nov 30th
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leave it in :)
adenofiniquity: iamtheresurrecti0n: I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box  Dear ex, Dear person I hate, Dear girl I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me, Or any other “Dear ___,”
Nov 29th
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Janine being whiney of the day
I need a massage… That would be lovely right about now
Nov 28th
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Gave the dog a bath before 9am
I’d call that a successful day already.
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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Seriously… Shopping isn’t worth waiting on my mom and sister taking forever to get ready..
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Is it weird that I want this computer case ...? →
just because it is named my name…
Nov 25th
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My dad just got up for work… I’m just now going to bed…. Yep
Nov 25th
At my parent's house still
My sister and her friend are going to LA in the morning so the friend is asleep on the couch snuggling with my dog… my little sister is on the love seat…. her bed upstairs is ridiculously uncomfortable… it’s 2:30 am and I’m running out of internet related entertainment….
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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WatchWatch
fuckyeahsayanything: nooneeverthinksofescape: Say Anything - I Want To Know Your Plans. I had an itchy nose. finally!! another say anything cover by Felix, the adorable english boy. 
Nov 25th
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Today my little sister’s boyfriend said he could get me a new iPad 2 for $300 Wtf awesome. Also he is getting my sister one and a nice northface for Christmas. I need q boyfriend like Chris. He cooks my sister breakfast even… He’s just generally q good guy.
Nov 25th
grown up
I feel like.. even though I’m nearing the end of my college career I am just not grown up enough for all this shenanigans… I mean.. I’m doing my Research Proposal on Deceit in Relationships and when writing the portion of the Literature Review on Social Penetration I couldn’t help but laugh… “Social Penetration.” heh… penetration…...
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
Operation cut Kanga and Piccola’s nails: a success. Tomorrow I have a kinda sorta date like hang out… But in the day time… Somebody obviously hasn’t seen the movie “Just Friends” because day dates land you a one way ticket to the friend zone. This whole situation makes me wanna vomit… I don’t think I’ll ever be comfortable with the whole...
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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$15 for a pint of crown…. Only made myself a single drink with it…. Ya know… That makes about as much sense as the last time I bought a $32 fifth of crown black and drank less than a quarter of it… I like how former boyfriend says we’re going to be friends… Puts no effort into that… But when I initiate conversation and which leads to hanging out he drinks...
Nov 19th
Fuck this shit.
Nov 19th
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I currently don’t have my camera, my jeep, or my computer if something happens to my dog or my bed this weekend I will seriously flip the fuck out. -Grumpy Janine
Nov 17th
Fuck it
I give.
Nov 16th
Tower Inn has taught me… Um…showed me… The meaning of the phrase “mouse on a trampoline” I love my job and my co workers they are so much fun… But they’re a whole lot of drunk and naked to get use to
Nov 15th
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Nov 15th
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My room is painted and looks wonderful. Just one more coat of purple to even out a few areas then I have to get all my things back in here and it will be great. I should probably get rid of some of my clothes..
Nov 14th
I didn’t know how to tell him “I don’t want your Dick in me” I thought that’d be rude-cl
Nov 8th
Reblog if you're 5'3 or less.
classy-yet-sassy:
Nov 5th
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Reblog if you're 5'3 or less.
classy-yet-sassy:
Nov 5th
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Quote of the night
“Keep in a good mood but no I will not scissor you tonight”
Nov 5th
I think it gives me the hibijibis knowing that on paper he has a wife. The age thing doesn’t bother me though. Plus I answered him with “Wtf a little soon… You know my boyfriend and I broke up Monday right…?”(at the point he had said something it had been 4 days and be told me he wanted to say something for weeks..)
Nov 2nd
New
I feel like I’ve hit a whole new part of my life when I start looking at ring fingers when checking out guys… And when a 30 year old man asking me on a date ISN’T that weird. It’s still weird that he’s technically “married” though… Even if he has been separated over 2 years. I’m trying to not let that bother me… But its hard not to when...
Nov 2nd
Nov 1st
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October 2011
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Today... is just one of those days...
and not in the I’m being all mopey because I don’t have a boyfriend sorta way… more in the… I’m not motivated to do anything and today I was motivated to get shit done but nothing is going right. argh. 
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
281 notes
jonesmadeatumblr asked: *hug*
Oct 24th